Sunday, December 6, 2009

Can you hear me now?

Vance, being so upset with the lousey service of Nextel in the Nations Capitol, he went to his garage and developed his new "Super 200 mile Hearing device".
"I'm so pissed that Nextel won't work half the time that I simply had to take matters into my own hands. I'm pleased with the results". With a little fine tuning, the device was put into action today on a trial run. "I went to Ocean City, Maryland and Janet yelled, "It's time to come home now." They worked great." Plans to mass produce this little gem are in the works and they should be available in January 2010. Praise be to God.


  1. Pure bloody genius, Vance. I think I could use a pair of these suckers.

  2. I've started taking orders, I think 2010 is my year.

  3. Of course, for me, it's not about cellphone issues, but because I'm half deaf.


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