The Moonpie Chronicles

Tuesday, January 9, 2018

2018, well hell. It has been so long, I almost forgot how to post. Moonpie West is busy molding young minds at a University level and I'm back managing Commercial landscape projects in the Washington, DC area. The Founder of The Moonpie Chronicals and I have not spoken to each other in almost a year. Maybe 2018 will bring a new flood of posts with the same great shit you are used to seeing here.

Stay tuned.

Wednesday, July 12, 2017

long time

Been almost a year since last post. The founder and I had a bit of a fall out due to my ignorance. Hope to get things jump started and get going again. Stay tuned....

Thursday, August 11, 2016

I'm cool as hell. I have Olympic gold medals. In almost 40 years from now, I think I want to become a woman. Bet I won't be back on the Wheaties cereal box then! "Oh, by the way, do you like my nut-huggers?"

Nothing ruins a good day at the Ocean w/ your girl and then..... that pesky sand.

Wednesday, August 3, 2016

Miss this guy. I'm going to have a Dennis Hopper weekend and watch every movie I have of his.

Tuesday, June 14, 2016

Know your place in life...

Always good to know when to say the right thing. Life is so much easier simple steps. Have a good day.

Wednesday, May 4, 2016

Make America great....

The people have spoken....looks like Trump might be the nominee. Sanders handed Hillary a defeat too. As Jackie Gleason would say...."and away we go!".

Thursday, April 28, 2016

The old neighborhood...

I live 3 blocks from the Frontier at the corner of University and Lead. Steve and I would make our way over around 9:30 pm for coffee and a doobie. Used to be open 24 hours a day I believe in the really old days but now just stays busy between 6am to 10pm. Famous for the cinnamon buns but also had the best juevos ranchero with green chili.

Dive eats on the road, New Mexico

When in Abiquiu, New Mexico, be sure to stop here for a "burro" and a beer. They are open and closed all at the same time, 24/7. Good eats.
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Tuesday, April 26, 2016

Cup-of-Pizza

Rick would follow his father for miles on only 2 wheels. He became so adept at this riding skill, he joined the circus. Not for praise or the money.....
it was the only place he could find "Cup-of-Pizza". Rick loves Cup-of-Pizza. He really does, he told me.

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