Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Lancaster County Yeti......

Do not look at his eyes....he'll kill ya. The Yeti from Lancaster county, Nebraska was spotted in the Sangri de Christo mountain range in northern New Mexico last week.
Feeding on stray cattle and trout, the beast carved a path of destruction from Nebraska to Red River, New Mexico. This Yeti has not been seen for almost 27 years but is believed to be the last of his tribe. 35 years ago researchers trapped and feed the creature micro-dot acid and gallons of beer at a facility near Elephant Butte Lake in an attempt to kill him, it didn't work. He escaped and has been on the run ever since. BEWARE!

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