I really wish we'd had the expressions "Ass Munch," "Ass Hat," and Ass Clown" back in the 70s. We could have put them to good use.
I don't remember if we used "Douche" or not, as in "What a douche." or "Don't be such a douche." I think we may have. Either way, it's a term that I've reclaimed in middle-age.
"Camel toe" was not generally used in the '70's either,we called "it" the "three finger gap". However, the '70's girls DID display the most incredible "camel toes" ever. What more complete package could your girlfriend give you than jeans that were: Bell bottom hip-huggers with the toe? If you don't dig the "toe", you're a douche bag.
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