The Moonpie Chronicles

Thursday, November 24, 2011

Happy 11/24/11 day......

In America today, we celebrate Thanksgiving Day. I have no idea what they are doing in Cambodia today.

I just know that almost 54 years ago I was born in Lincoln, Nebraska, the 'bread-basket' belt of the central United States. All-in-all, my family and my friends families have done well and become educated, pay taxes and live in a civil manner towards all they come into contact with. This Country isn't perfect, but I'm not going anywhere else.

Take a minute today to help someone you don't know. Happy Thanksgiving to ALL Moonpie followers and viewers.

Now, pass the chipolte....

Wednesday, November 23, 2011

Go to any site that has James Taylor, "Country Road". Hit the site, listen and be amazed. This is a good song that I do not have te ability to download to Moonpie, but says everything I want to say to ALL Moonpie viewers.

This is my song to Rick, so that he may be able to take a deep breath and understand that life is short and he has all going his way. Peace bro.
Can't wait to get back to Albuquerque and chill.....

Tuesday, November 22, 2011

Intercounty Connector Reaches Milestone - Video - WBAL Baltimore

Intercounty Connector Reaches Milestone - Video - WBAL Baltimore

After three years working on this job, the road is open. To much sadness to some and joy for others. If you watch closely, you will see me passing behind the new Director of 'something' as she is interviewd by Channel 11, Baltimore. Pictures to follow.

Click link to watch news cast.

Hey, we even had Occupy protesters on hand.

Monday, November 21, 2011

Keith Olbermann Takes On The 12th Richest Man In The World

Thursday, November 3, 2011

Cars, driving? I got your drive.....

Last week I drove into the city to flag tree locations on 11th st, Washington, DC. I decided to film a minute of the relaxing drive to the Tidal Basin and the Washington Monument.

Wednesday, November 2, 2011

Cars 2

You know, Cars was a pretty great little animated film A great message. great animation. A real winner and a feather in the cap of Pixar and Disney both.

Then came Cars 2. And for some reason the cars needed to become spies. And shoot things. Seriously?

Look at this picture. I mean, yeah, the coloring is scary. Especially the two different colored eyes... sort of psycho. (Cut me some slack. I was in a hurry to finish so I could go out and play.) But do we really need a redneck tow-truck with this kind of fire-power mounted on the hood? And then make it into a coloring book for six-year-olds? What kind of whacked out horseshit is that?

I think not.

And now you know

the rest

of the story.

Good

Day.

Driving home from the vet is much less traumatic than going.

Monday, October 31, 2011

Rick says.......

Happy Halloween

From Moonpie West

Forget the wedding in Cana of Gallilee...

The wife and I were hitting a couple of Halloween parties on Saturday. As we were leaving the first one, who should come pushing his bicycle up the sidewalk, but Our Personal Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ. I wanted to stay, but we had to move along.

A friend posted this photo to Facebook later. I'm sorry I missed it.... Apparently Jesus turned the keg of Coor's Light into 40 year old single malt whisky!

Although I'm surprised he's not wearing his Tuxedo T-Shirt, because it's formal, but it says, you know, I'm here to party.

Give this dude a job, man!

In the spirit of the earlier Joe Dirt post, I offer you the resume of Ricky Santangelo. Seriously, how could you NOT hire this guy?**

**Vance, you need any day laborers for your crew?

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